Well, damn. Then you must know all the twists. [Does “Sharknado” have a riveting plot?? Somehow Hank doubts it.] Not gonna spoil this classic for me, I hope.

[Hank’s just teasing. Doesn’t particularly care, seeing as how he’s not really here for the movie at all.

Reaching for another handful of popcorn now, this time not spilling it all over Connor. An improvement over the last awkward slip!]