Date: 2025-02-14 04:00 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I wish you had more time left)
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Weird fuckin’ premise for a movie. [Not like Jaws, exactly.] This is a “classic?”

[It’ll pass the time, though — and with Connor. Hank hopes Sumo isn’t chewing up the seats in his truck again, but that’s just a risk he’s willing to take right now. Should still be all tuckered out from his bath.]

You seen this before?

Date: 2025-02-14 04:08 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (you’ll be there remembering)
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Well, damn. Then you must know all the twists. [Does “Sharknado” have a riveting plot?? Somehow Hank doubts it.] Not gonna spoil this classic for me, I hope.

[Hank’s just teasing. Doesn’t particularly care, seeing as how he’s not really here for the movie at all.

Reaching for another handful of popcorn now, this time not spilling it all over Connor. An improvement over the last awkward slip!]

Date: 2025-02-14 04:44 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I told you I’d change)
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Uh huh. Gonna make me suffer through however many hours of — [Hank shoots a cursory glance toward the large screen] — sharks in tornadoes.

[He hopes his sarcasm is coming across, although he knows it’s not exactly endearing — to most people, anyway. But Connor doesn’t really seem like most people.]

Date: 2025-02-23 11:01 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (adrenaline through me)
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Ninety minutes of sharks in tornadoes, huh.

[Hank fakes a sigh. Squeezes Connor’s hand.]

Good thing I’ve got such excellent company, then.

[Which is, perhaps, a tragic attempt at a silly little flirt, because Hank doesn’t know much about Connor. Not beyond the fact that he’s sweet on Hank — for whatever reason.]

Date: 2025-02-23 02:33 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (and you know that I know)
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[A small smile curls on Hank’s lips as he watches the movie.]

Oh, yeah? Thought the implication was there already.