bootyshortsforoldmen: (know that I can’t find)
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[It’s Hank’s fault the deviant gets away. His fault that Connor takes off running after it.

Before he can yell “Jesus Christ,” Connor is gone. And Hank can’t hope to match his speed, nor his seemingly endless stamina. He’s only human — and old, at that.

Part of him trusts Connor to make the right decision: don’t engage if the situation is too dangerous. Don’t fucking engage. But Hank isn’t up there to pull him back by the scruff of his neck, so why would he? Why would he choose self preservation at all?

It’s taking Hank too goddamn long to find Connor. He’s panting for breath after all these stairs, all this aimless wandering.

Muttering under his breath:] Fucking android always taking off. Fuckin’ A.

[But it’s quiet — too quiet — beyond the hums of the factory. No sounds of stamping feet. No sounds of a struggle.

It takes Hank too long to find Connor. Unmoving. Facedown.]

Date: 2025-02-03 05:51 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (can I be the only hope for you?)
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Connor?

[Hank is still trying to catch his breath. No deviant in sight.

Connor’s the priority now. Making sure he’s not hurt. Did the deviant knock him out and run off?

Then there’s that stare.]

Why are you... looking at me like that?

[Hank shuffles over to Connor. Kneeling beside him.]

Where are you hurt? [Assuming he is, because... that look on his face. Unsettling.]

Date: 2025-02-03 06:01 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (when I’m away from you)
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Okay, that’s... not funny. That’s really fucking weird, actually. That deviant go and hit your head, or something?

[Hank raises a finger, slowly moving it from left to right and back, as if Connor might not be able to follow it if he’s concussed, or something. Whatever android equivalent there is.]

You’ve got a name already.

[Obviously!! Connor can’t just forget his name, right? He’s just a little jumbled. Got some wires crossed, yeah?]

Date: 2025-02-03 06:08 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (the reason I punched a hole)
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[Hank gawks at him.]

Told you, you have a name. Why the hell would I go and register — [SIGH] — your name is fucking Connor.

[It’s temporary. It’s gotta be. Whatever this is.]

Now tell me why the hell you’ve gone and forgot your name.

Date: 2025-02-03 06:19 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (tell him the story of)
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That sounds... way outta my fucking wheelhouse.

[Factory reset?? Sure, maybe the concept makes sense. But what does that mean, exactly? What has Connor lost?

Everything? He forgot his name. Forgot... Hank?]

So that deviant — they did this. [Motherfucker.] Did they hurt you anywhere else?

Date: 2025-02-03 06:32 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’m having trouble operating)
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Okay. Fuck. [That can be undone, right? Factory reset, or whatever. Don’t they upload Connor’s memory to a database somewhere? He can’t just not come back.] And your name isn’t “Fucking Connor.” Just Connor.

Neck plates. Okay. [That’s something tangible Hank can look for. Probably on the floor somewhere, yeah?

He is not going to panic. His hands are shaking but this is not panicking, goddamn.]

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this is so cute help

Date: 2025-02-05 04:23 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (take me to church)
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[Hank is on the way to his own shower when a random guy comes up to him and introduces himself.

He really wants to sleep. Has been driving for hours, and Sumo got his wet dog hair everywhere after Hank tried to give him a bath here. Just a torrential storm of water and hair. Did Sumo have to go tromping through those goddamn puddles by the sidewalk? No, but he sure as hell felt the need to.

Hank can’t blame him. They were both happy to finally have a goddamn break.

Now, he gives this guy — Connor — a once over. Real slow. Eyes dragging lazily from his feet back to his face.]

Hank.

cn: COLE 😭

Date: 2025-02-05 11:57 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (my church offers no absolutes)
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First time, huh. [Hank crosses his arms, an attempt to be all sauve. Bag hanging from his arm with his towel and everything.] Yeah, I’ve been to Portland before. Not here, but... around.

[Years ago. The intent had been to spend most of their trip at the coast — him and Cole — but Cole wanted to spend more time in Portland on their way back, so they did.

Rainy. Gray.

Hank still has all the shells Cole got on that trip.

His gaze is a little faraway, distant, as he thinks about his son. But then his eyes snap back to Connor.

Connor and his everything. There’s something about his face that almost makes Hank want to touch him: his jaw, his lips.

Almost.]

Do you make a habit of chatting up old men at truck stops, or is it just me? [Asked gruffly. Better to nip this interaction — whatever this is — in the bud.]

bootyshortsforoldmen: (we all need someone to stay)
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[And that, Hank thinks as he heads in for his shower, is that.

Which doesn’t make him feel any less shitty about it. Standing beneath the showerhead now, Hank’s thoughts go back to the way Connor’s smile wilted. It was harmless chatting, and yet he had to go and be an asshole.

But that’s what he wanted, after all. To get in, shower, and get out. Back on the road, with Sumo snoring on the bed behind him. The monotony of his everyday.

Connor, he thinks as he washes his hair.

Connor, with the soft smile. The dark eyes. The thoughts aren’t really going anywhere, but that’s the problem: he should be thinking about anything else. Like grabbing dinner before he hits the road, or...]

Fucking hell. [Hank sighs in annoyance once he realizes he’s rubbed the truck stop provided conditioner in his hair. Even though he brought his own because he knows other shampoos usually get his hair all fried and wiry. Looking like Sumo after he’s been blow-dried.

Now, once Hank is out of the shower, he tries not to meet his reflection in the mirror as he pulls his hair back into a low ponytail. Letting himself idly think of Connor as he does so, one last time.

The guy who got Hank so distracted he’s ended up in a ponytail. The guy he’ll probably never see again.

And that, he thinks again as he slips out of the room, is that. Heading toward the bar-lounge now; he might as well treat himself. It’s happy hour...!]

Date: 2025-02-08 03:28 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (‘cause you ain’t never)
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[Hank has his beer at the bar, barely touched, when he hears that voice. Turning his head to see... Connor from the showers. Okay, this will be the last time he sees him.

There are a few different programs playing on the TVs. Some sort of competition — Hank tries to focus on that. Going in one ear and out the other, but at least his eyes are occupied.

Listening, maybe, in case Connor says something else. The front of the bar here is mostly empty: once people order their drinks, they leave. Keeping those seats between Hank and Connor conspicuously vacant.]

Sorry. [Hank clears his throat. Sips his beer.] About before. Wasn’t trying to be an asshole.

Date: 2025-02-08 03:43 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (‘cause out of all your exes)
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I believe it.

[Hank gives him another long look, lingering on his face. Turning back to his beer.]

I imagine most people respond better to all that. [Unlike Hank.] Just — didn’t want to fuck up your shower. Or mine.

Date: 2025-02-08 03:58 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (alcohol 🍺 she said it’s alright)
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Huh. Well, that’s good. [Hank lets himself smile against his glass.] If I had fucked up your shower, I would’ve offered to buy you a drink.

[And he still might throw cash down before Connor can pay for himself, anyway. Who knows?]

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