Date: 2025-02-08 03:12 pm (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I wish you had more time left)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

[Why is Connor looking at Hank like that!! He’s weak. Weak! The closest anyone’s got to smiling at Hank in the past week has been Sumo when he gives him his favorite jerky.]

Soda. Got it. [Root beer?! Root beer is good! Hank grabs some peanut butter M&M’s, too. Might as well be self-indulgent.] I’ll be in after the popcorn’s done, yeah? Don’t, uh — go too far.

[As if Hank might lose Connor in the theater that probably isn’t very big.]

Date: 2025-02-09 06:27 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I get insecure and panic | mgk)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

I’ll hold you to that.

[Maybe Connor will be gone once Hank gets into the viewing area. He wouldn’t blame him, exactly — weird old guy giving mixed signals! — but...

Hank hopes he keeps that promise. With popcorn, soda, and chocolate in hand, he heads into the theater. It’s not so dark yet with the stupid little pre-movie ads playing on the screen, and Hank’s vision isn’t that bad.

He’s a little surprised to see Connor. A little happy, too: Hank avoids most people, spends long hours driving, but for now he can just pretend that he’s anything else. A man who hangs out with strangers at truck stops on the regular.]

Here’s your soda. [Hope you like root beer, Connor!! Hank hands him the cup before awkwardly shuffling past to sit beside him. Tub of popcorn in hand.]

Do you wanna hold the popcorn, or should I...?

Date: 2025-02-11 01:09 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I can’t go quietly)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

All right. I’m trusting you, then. [Handing the tub of popcorn to Connor, now.] Don’t go and eat it all.

[This is a stupid joke, and Hank doesn’t know why he says it. Eat the popcorn, Connor! Eat it all!! Hank will just go get more; will make him feel useful.

The lights of the theater dim as the last of the weird ads roll, and Hank sneaks a peek over at Connor. It was going to be weird, regardless of whoever ended up with the popcorn. But now it’s Hank who has to feel all awkward as he dives his hand in for some popcorn.

He doesn’t particularly like popcorn, but it’s a movie food. And it gets him chewing on something, rather than letting him stew with his thoughts of: “what the fuck am I doing here?”]

Date: 2025-02-11 01:23 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I’ve a heart of gold)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

[Oh, Jesus. That little wink.

And his hand. The fuck is he doing with his hand? Hank is much more interested in that than the movie. Who just rests their hand like that?

He leans toward Connor to whisper in his ear, less because he cares about being rude and more just using the movie as an excuse:]

Connor.

[He should have just ignored Connor’s hand. Should have just watched the damn movie!!]

What’re you...?

Date: 2025-02-11 01:47 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (and once I’m in love | bellion)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

[It’s just there. For his hand.

Hank is squinting at the movie screen, trying to wrap his head around the logic of it all: Connor, not the movie. He understands what Connor is aiming for here — with the hand thing, at least — but what he doesn’t understand is why.

It’s hard to just let himself go and embrace the evening’s whimsy. Sure, a cute, much younger guy is... being flirty. It’s just that — not as if they’ll see each other again after this.

Hank sighs: because he’s tired of fighting with himself. It’s one night.]

I do want, yeah. [He says this in a whisper — something he didn’t have to bother vocalizing, seeing as how he reaches for Connor’s hand. Awkwardly laying his palm flat atop Connor’s, just feeling him — because, really, how is this real? — before he’s curling his fingers between his.]

Date: 2025-02-11 02:09 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I get insecure and panic | mgk)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

It’s... fine.

[More than fine, really, once Hank let himself take the leap. Even if it’s just Connor doing his good deed for the day, being nice to the grumpy old man at the truck stop, and —

No. He’s gotta stop thinking like that. Doesn’t matter if it’s true. Hank just needs to stop thinking.

So he does, and instead, he brushes his thumb against Connor’s hand. Softly; back and forth. And Hank is watching the movie now, sort of — mostly gawking because what the fuck is with these sharks?? — but holding Connor’s hand is better. More enjoyable.]

Date: 2025-02-11 02:50 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (‘cause the antagonist)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

[Why is Connor being so...! Cute! Affectionate!!

Hank isn’t complaining. He is quiet. Still wondering what he’s gotten himself into when he again has to shut off that train of thought. Nope. Hand holding only in this head, now. And sharks, kind of. But mostly the warmth of Connor’s hand, the softness; the strangeness of feeling someone against Hank’s hand like this.

He thinks, too, about how Connor’s leaning on him now. And he tells himself that it doesn’t mean anything, again, but it feels... nice. Warm. Like something Hank has needed for years and years and yet hasn’t found again, after he lost Cole. Hasn’t let himself look for.

Comfort. From another person. It’s weird.

Hank turns ever so slightly toward Connor, lips brushing his hair before he turns back in a rush. He didn’t mean to do that — but what did he mean, then?

It’s Hank: the one making this excruciatingly weird. He sucks in a deep breath, letting it out slowly.]

Date: 2025-02-14 02:34 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (think you’re too hot-headed | chord)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

[A muffled:] Fine.

[He’s almost surprised Connor hasn’t marched out of here by now. Hank hasn’t done anything like this in years, and part of him is still awaiting that dreadful “sike!”]

It’s good. [Being with Connor, he means. Touching another person.

He tries to maneuver his free hand over to the popcorn — neither wanting to let go of Connor’s hand nor get said hand all greasy — and as he does so, Hank knocks a bit of popcorn in Connor’s lap.

Oops.]

Date: 2025-02-14 03:35 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (for you to walk in | bellion)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

Uh. Yeah. [Not that popcorn is exactly filling, but Hank’ll take it.] Guess you could say that.

[He reaches for the popcorn. Shoving it into his mouth as he chews slowly.

It’s nice that no one has shushed them… yet. The theater is, understandably, mostly empty. Whether that’s because people aren’t in the mood for a movie, or they aren’t up for “Sharknado,” specifically — who knows.

Whispered incredulously:] The fuck is this movie, Connor?

Edited (rascally brackets) Date: 2025-02-14 03:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2025-02-14 04:00 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I wish you had more time left)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

Weird fuckin’ premise for a movie. [Not like Jaws, exactly.] This is a “classic?”

[It’ll pass the time, though — and with Connor. Hank hopes Sumo isn’t chewing up the seats in his truck again, but that’s just a risk he’s willing to take right now. Should still be all tuckered out from his bath.]

You seen this before?

Date: 2025-02-14 04:08 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (you’ll be there remembering)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

Well, damn. Then you must know all the twists. [Does “Sharknado” have a riveting plot?? Somehow Hank doubts it.] Not gonna spoil this classic for me, I hope.

[Hank’s just teasing. Doesn’t particularly care, seeing as how he’s not really here for the movie at all.

Reaching for another handful of popcorn now, this time not spilling it all over Connor. An improvement over the last awkward slip!]

Date: 2025-02-14 04:44 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I told you I’d change)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

Uh huh. Gonna make me suffer through however many hours of — [Hank shoots a cursory glance toward the large screen] — sharks in tornadoes.

[He hopes his sarcasm is coming across, although he knows it’s not exactly endearing — to most people, anyway. But Connor doesn’t really seem like most people.]

Date: 2025-02-23 11:01 am (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (adrenaline through me)
From: [personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen

Ninety minutes of sharks in tornadoes, huh.

[Hank fakes a sigh. Squeezes Connor’s hand.]

Good thing I’ve got such excellent company, then.

[Which is, perhaps, a tragic attempt at a silly little flirt, because Hank doesn’t know much about Connor. Not beyond the fact that he’s sweet on Hank — for whatever reason.]

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